can i fuck your polar bear?
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I don't mean to be an asshole but i can be one. hi, i'm eddy. i have asthma like a nigga and my right ring finger looks like it has its own set of ass cheeks. i currently reside in maryland. i'm 17 and my beard is blonde. #heshmatollah.Links
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phoenixpen
phoenixpen
The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.
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acutelesbian
acutelesbian
You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
(via iwillshoveacactusupyouranus)
